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Haunted places from the SCOOBY-DOO series.
staying here on my own far away from the society, spending mornings with reading old books, drinking hot chocolate, wandering around, observing the nature and breathing deeply
Fuck society fuck capitalism I’m gonna go full feral and live in the woods
Ppl on tumbler LOVE talking about how they want to “go feral” and “live in the woods” and let me say first hand that NONE of y'all have the skill it takes to lone wolf it out in the wilderness for even a single day … . stop appropriating werewolf culture and get an office job….,
Oh you think I plan to survive? You think I’m gonna try and drink river water and eat squirrels out there? Fuck you im gonna rub dirt on my face and immediately die
“Normal is an illusion. What is normal to the spider is chaos to the fly.” - Morticia Addams. You can order a shirt here
So um…anyone wanna buy me something pretty?
Need! Now
i reallllllllllllllllly want this
Stop letting your heart and your pussy choose your men.
I’m confused, what is left…
Oh nvm lmao my brain. You right sis lol you is right
You really forgot your whole brain.
she read this post with her pussy
My german friend doesn’t believe in Roombas
He thinks we’re making it up and hes very angry about it
Hes accusing us of making fake amazon pages
He thinks they’re bullshit and says if we really had them why would we need maids
How do i tell him we mostly dont have maids
“Bro, we don’t have maids.”
So i said “only rich people really have maids”
And he said “why?”
“Maids are expensive”
“Just pay a kid 10€ an hour to clean”
Thats EXPENSIVE and also illegal, buddy
Child labor laws are a thing
He still thinks roombas are a lie
So it turns out in germany they use vacuum cleaners for like, the drapes and shit
So he didnt understand that roombas only clean the floor
He was angry because he thought we were claiming we had wall crawling robots
Now hes mad about dusters because vacuums are more efficient so why would we use feathers on a stick
Oh man don’t tell him about Swiffer brand
I did and he is literally crying with rage
Like i can hear his voice quivering
Holy shit my guy you are actually ruining this mans will to live.